ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
9:46 pm • 22 September 2014 • 176,659 notes
shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day
9:45 pm • 22 September 2014 • 18,199 notes
this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left
who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator
9:44 pm • 22 September 2014 • 113,117 notes
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Dude it’s from spongebob
(Source: lordheck, via vyolo-sveg-kyeptein)
9:42 pm • 22 September 2014 • 614,554 notes
talk about perspective. shit.
I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.
9:42 pm • 22 September 2014 • 84,945 notes
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
9:40 pm • 22 September 2014 • 292,636 notes
temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent
9:40 pm • 22 September 2014 • 127,650 notes
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT
DANCE DANCE, WEFALLEENAPAH DOO HURRDAH
DANCE DANCE, ANEEZADA LIES YOU LUVDALEEB
This has made me realize 90% of old Fall Ouut Boy songs wouldn’t need to be changed into Simlish for a Sims game.
9:39 pm • 22 September 2014 • 353,751 notes
Accompanying piece to demon!Dean making an entrance.
Still playing around with SFX animation, this time with light and glowy effects! Normally, I dig the black wings, but white kinda works better for this one.
9:38 pm • 22 September 2014 • 27,946 notes